Post by Fixit on Nov 10, 2005 13:27:59 GMT -5
YEASH! It is me again, bringer of the bizarre.
After an explosion during a fight between Control Freak and Red X, titans an villains alike find their personalities altered
In this little episode, Red X is acting like Caboose (From Red v. Blue..Caboose is a bit of a moron), Raven's a stoner/hippy, Galfore still reminds us all of Peter Griffin, Starfire is an insane loudmouth to everyone except X, and this time Sarge is involved. (From Red v. Blue. He was brought out by Control Freak's remote)
PROLOGUE
In a forest clearing somewhere just outside Jump City...
Raven: ...Wanna get high?
Red X: ... am I going to get blown out of a cannon again?
Raven: *blank stare*
Sarge: *points over towards a Wraith that Cyborg had been building before he left* Now that there is called a "bong". You and Raven climb in and I'll light it for you.
Red X: Church cracked my head with a warthog...
Sarge: Good for Church. ... Now climb in, private.
Red X: ok sarge, *climbs in*
Starfire: * Watches as they climb in.* It better not hurt Mr. Blue Red X guy, or else I'll have your head! *Pointing at Sarge.*
Raven: Finally, I can get high again! *climbs in*
Sarge: *gets into Wraith and "accidently" runs over a bunny* Oops. Now lets just light 'er up. *fires the main gun and sends Raven and X flying all the way to Tameran*
Red X: I can fly! I'm... a bird... I'm... a plane... I'm ... CABOO- *smashes into tamaran*
Sarge: Aw they're fine, muffincheeks. Just not in the neighborhood. *heads through a teleporter*
Starfire: Do NOT call me muffincheeks! * Chases after Sarge throwing starbolts at him.*
ON TAMERAN
Raven: Woah... We went high... but I didn't get high. *looks disappointed*
Sarge: *comes through teleporter* Why is my armor black? *dusts if off while looking across the planet's surface* A palace, that means I sent Caboose somewhere inhabited. ...Poor inhabitants.
Starfire: * Still chasing after Sarge.* This is my home planet, I know all the places you might hide!
Sarge: *turns invisible* That's what you think, cupcake.
Red X: *is following around inhabitants asking "Do you know Grif" to all of them*
Raven: *follows after Sarge* Groovy.... Not enough trees though.
Starfire: * Shoots starbolts in random places, but dosen't hit X.*
Red X: It... is raining lemons! ... did Tucker blow up... a kids lemonade stand again?
Galfore: *Sees Sarge, Starfire, X and Raven* Aw, crap...hey! Can any of you help me with my hand? One o' those stupid ugly dog things chewed it off!
Starfire: Nope, can't help ya there, K'norfka!
Red X: oh! I know! we have to... kill you... then... Sarge builds... a new body for you...unless... we're still out of parts...
Raven: *stares at the bloody stump where Galfore's hand should be* Woah... I Can't help you....Not even herbs can fix that. *wanders off in search of hemp*
Red X: K'norfka... I like... that word K'norfka, K'norfka, K'norfka
Starfire: Well, if you know how to say ' I do' you can say it all you want!
Red X: I can say... those words! watch...I do! see... I'm... smart
Starfire: Yes, you are!
Red X: Almost no one... thinks I'm smart...K'norfka
Starfire: * Shoves a ring onto X's finger.* Yay!
Red X: *looks down* what is... the shiny thing for?
Sarge: *sniffles* One of my best men is gettin' married....Waaait a minute, he's not even one of my men...Oh what the hell, I pronounce you; Caboose and Wife.
Red X: you can call me "blue scumbag" like you mornally do!
Sarge: Nope. This means your my son now, and you'll get to put half your life savings into paying for my retirement.
Starfire: Caboose, you have no idea of what just happened, do you?
Red X: ummm... no I do not... but I have... a daddy now! *hugs sarge* Starfire... he is my new father... and you are... ummm *thinks*
Raven: *back again*This is some strong stuff... *smoking a giant joint* *throws flowers over Red X and Star*
Starfire: His Daughter in law? And you rembered my name!* Kissses X on the cheek.*
Red X: ... Did lawyers... have something to do with this too? Wait... my brain is working! we... are...wait... my yeast is rising *sits quietly*
Starfire: No,no lawyers! We are married!
Red X: ... I got married... I got... married...do we get pie now?
Starfire: PIE!
Red X: this... is the happiest day of my life...besides yesterday... that day was nice too... or was yesterday... today...I must be in the future again!
Raven: *high* If I get married... everyone will be high...
Galfore: *grabs Raven* Freakin' sweet! Will you marry me?
Raven: Dude..I've already eloped with Mas...I need to marry more people. So sure...even though I don't even know you. It's too quiet here... *inhales and coughs*
So there you have it. With the results of X and Control Freak battle that alters their personalities, these two could get MARRIED in seconds!
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If you took any of this seriously, you NEED To unclench.
After an explosion during a fight between Control Freak and Red X, titans an villains alike find their personalities altered
In this little episode, Red X is acting like Caboose (From Red v. Blue..Caboose is a bit of a moron), Raven's a stoner/hippy, Galfore still reminds us all of Peter Griffin, Starfire is an insane loudmouth to everyone except X, and this time Sarge is involved. (From Red v. Blue. He was brought out by Control Freak's remote)
PROLOGUE
In a forest clearing somewhere just outside Jump City...
Raven: ...Wanna get high?
Red X: ... am I going to get blown out of a cannon again?
Raven: *blank stare*
Sarge: *points over towards a Wraith that Cyborg had been building before he left* Now that there is called a "bong". You and Raven climb in and I'll light it for you.
Red X: Church cracked my head with a warthog...
Sarge: Good for Church. ... Now climb in, private.
Red X: ok sarge, *climbs in*
Starfire: * Watches as they climb in.* It better not hurt Mr. Blue Red X guy, or else I'll have your head! *Pointing at Sarge.*
Raven: Finally, I can get high again! *climbs in*
Sarge: *gets into Wraith and "accidently" runs over a bunny* Oops. Now lets just light 'er up. *fires the main gun and sends Raven and X flying all the way to Tameran*
Red X: I can fly! I'm... a bird... I'm... a plane... I'm ... CABOO- *smashes into tamaran*
Sarge: Aw they're fine, muffincheeks. Just not in the neighborhood. *heads through a teleporter*
Starfire: Do NOT call me muffincheeks! * Chases after Sarge throwing starbolts at him.*
ON TAMERAN
Raven: Woah... We went high... but I didn't get high. *looks disappointed*
Sarge: *comes through teleporter* Why is my armor black? *dusts if off while looking across the planet's surface* A palace, that means I sent Caboose somewhere inhabited. ...Poor inhabitants.
Starfire: * Still chasing after Sarge.* This is my home planet, I know all the places you might hide!
Sarge: *turns invisible* That's what you think, cupcake.
Red X: *is following around inhabitants asking "Do you know Grif" to all of them*
Raven: *follows after Sarge* Groovy.... Not enough trees though.
Starfire: * Shoots starbolts in random places, but dosen't hit X.*
Red X: It... is raining lemons! ... did Tucker blow up... a kids lemonade stand again?
Galfore: *Sees Sarge, Starfire, X and Raven* Aw, crap...hey! Can any of you help me with my hand? One o' those stupid ugly dog things chewed it off!
Starfire: Nope, can't help ya there, K'norfka!
Red X: oh! I know! we have to... kill you... then... Sarge builds... a new body for you...unless... we're still out of parts...
Raven: *stares at the bloody stump where Galfore's hand should be* Woah... I Can't help you....Not even herbs can fix that. *wanders off in search of hemp*
Red X: K'norfka... I like... that word K'norfka, K'norfka, K'norfka
Starfire: Well, if you know how to say ' I do' you can say it all you want!
Red X: I can say... those words! watch...I do! see... I'm... smart
Starfire: Yes, you are!
Red X: Almost no one... thinks I'm smart...K'norfka
Starfire: * Shoves a ring onto X's finger.* Yay!
Red X: *looks down* what is... the shiny thing for?
Sarge: *sniffles* One of my best men is gettin' married....Waaait a minute, he's not even one of my men...Oh what the hell, I pronounce you; Caboose and Wife.
Red X: you can call me "blue scumbag" like you mornally do!
Sarge: Nope. This means your my son now, and you'll get to put half your life savings into paying for my retirement.
Starfire: Caboose, you have no idea of what just happened, do you?
Red X: ummm... no I do not... but I have... a daddy now! *hugs sarge* Starfire... he is my new father... and you are... ummm *thinks*
Raven: *back again*This is some strong stuff... *smoking a giant joint* *throws flowers over Red X and Star*
Starfire: His Daughter in law? And you rembered my name!* Kissses X on the cheek.*
Red X: ... Did lawyers... have something to do with this too? Wait... my brain is working! we... are...wait... my yeast is rising *sits quietly*
Starfire: No,no lawyers! We are married!
Red X: ... I got married... I got... married...do we get pie now?
Starfire: PIE!
Red X: this... is the happiest day of my life...besides yesterday... that day was nice too... or was yesterday... today...I must be in the future again!
Raven: *high* If I get married... everyone will be high...
Galfore: *grabs Raven* Freakin' sweet! Will you marry me?
Raven: Dude..I've already eloped with Mas...I need to marry more people. So sure...even though I don't even know you. It's too quiet here... *inhales and coughs*
So there you have it. With the results of X and Control Freak battle that alters their personalities, these two could get MARRIED in seconds!
...
If you took any of this seriously, you NEED To unclench.
